it sucks being the ugly quiet rude sarcastic emotionally unstable friend with the attention span of a goldfish
i’ve never read something so accurate
Mijn naam is Amber, ik ben 17 jaar oud. Mijn Nederlands is niet perfect, maar het gaat goed. PHEW NOW TO ENGLISH. I'm Amber, I'm 17 years old, and I'm learning Dutch. I live in Holland, originally from America (good ol' middle Georgia). I post mostly quotes, but a good amount of everything else.
how do boys look good without makeup
Because we’re conditioned as a society to see their body hair, unplucked eyebrows, imperfect skin, natural appearance, etc. as attractive and normal, but with girls we’re conditioned to see any of those aspects as shocking, unnatural, and ugly. Makeup covers up the natural aspects of being human.
I don’t know, I just feel that if I were a guy, I’d LOVE wearing condoms. Like, a girl comes over and you know she’s a Star Wars fan so you have Star Wars light-saber condoms maybe. Or you’ve both done ecstasy, the party is over but the dirty-dirty had just begun, so you grab a glow-in-the-dark condom and watch as her eyes get HUGE from the glowing dick presented to her. OR you have custom My-Size condom made to fit you perfectly, down to the last centimeter. Or maybe you’d prefer thin condoms, okay cool so you order the thinnest condoms ever from Japan, and you have an adventure with the girl unfolding the damn thing. They even make condoms for slightly bent or extremely bent penis’s, because that’s a rather common thing!
And at long as your good at what you do and you make the experience enjoyable, most girls wouldn’t mind the condoms! They’d trust you when they have sex, no worrying for STI’s later on!
Seriously, get with the condoms guys.